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A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.   Life
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.   Life
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your su...   Life
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for le...   Life
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to y...   Life
Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of i...   Life
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenager...   Life
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hou...   Time
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, in...   Computers
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would ...   Life
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd...   Life
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have somet...   Life
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be bette...   Politics
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables sme...   Life
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes t...   Marriage
Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old day...   Life
Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing ...   Life
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not sma...   Life
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.   Nature
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urg...   Age
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to ...   Life
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to othe...   Life
The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's...   Life
The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that the...   Life
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become o...   Life
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.   Life
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while th...   Life
There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have te...   Life
There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed ...   Life
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.   Life
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, o...   Life
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations wher...   Life
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd ha...   Life