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Bill Cosby 35
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Billy Connolly 3
Bob Hope 26
Bob Monkhouse 1
Bob Newhart 2
Buck Henry 1
Buddy Hackett 1
Carl Reiner 1
Carrot Top 1
Catherine O'Hara 1
Chico Marx 2
Chris Rock 14
Colin Quinn 1
Dan Aykroyd 1
Dana Carvey 1
Dave Anderson 5
Dave Attell 2
David Brenner 1
David Letterman 51
David Spade 2
Dennis Miller 28
Dick Gregory 10
Douglas William Jerrold 12
E. B. White 27
Ed Gardner 1
Eddie Cantor 2
Eddie Izzard 8
Elayne Boosler 8
Ellen DeGeneres 10
Emo Philips 36
Eric Idle 2
Eric Morecambe 1
Ernie Kovacs 1
Evan Esar 5
Fanny Brice 3
Flip Wilson 2
Frank Sullivan 2
Fred Allen 43
George Burns 3
George Carlin 2
Groucho Marx 4
Harpo Marx 1
Henny Youngman 3
Henry Wheeler Shaw 7
Jack Benny 5
Jack Douglas 1
Jackie Mason 3
James Thurber 53
Jane Wagner 5
Janeane Garofalo 9
Jasper Carrott 1
Jay Leno 113
Jean Kerr 20
Jeff Foxworthy 3
Jerry Lewis 1
Jerry Seinfeld 10
Jim Carrey 5
Jimmy Durante 3
Jimmy Fallon 9
Joan Rivers 35
Joe E. Lewis 22
Joe Flaherty 2
Joey Adams 5
John Belushi 1
Johnny Carson 17
Jonathan Winters 2
Josh Billings 72
Larry Miller 1
Lenny Bruce 18
Les Dawson 2
Lucille Ball 13
Margaret Smith 5
Marty Feldman 1
Mel Brooks 7
Mike Myers 2
Milton Berle 12
Mitch Hedberg 3
Norm Crosby 1
P. J. O'Rourke 52
Pat Paulsen 2
Paul Merton 3
Paul Reiser 1
Paula Poundstone 5
Phyllis Diller 13
Red Buttons 1
Red Skelton 1
Redd Foxx 2
Ring Lardner 2
Rita Rudner 29
Robert Benchley 24
Robert Jones Burdette 1
Robin Williams 11
Rodney Dangerfield 57
Rosie O'Donnell 3
Rowan Atkinson 1
Sammy Davis, Jr. 2
Shelley Berman 1
Spike Milligan 20
Stan Laurel 1
Stephanie Hodge 1
Stephen Fry 4
Steve Martin 18
Steven Wright 128
Tim Allen 2
Tina Fey 10
Tommy Cooper 10
W. C. Fields 48
Yakov Smirnoff 5